The lost post of Desaru

This is a post that I tried to post but I had no time to continue, I cant remember the other half of it so enjoy the snippets!

11/6 Hello blog viewers! I just came back fron the Desaru beach resort. I'll write more about it later.
Me dwinkin gween tee now! :3

I'm bored.
Koko downloaded a new game on the Ipad called 'Kitchen Carnage' by the annoying orange. It's quite fun but none of annoying orange's jokes make sense.

Day 1: The Trip
Let me show you some photos and videos of the trip there.

The resort was called 'PULAI  Desaru beach resort'. We checked in and we got the room number 434. Koko brought his IPad there so he was hoping for free Wi-Fi in the resort for him to write in his blog. Go check it out!
http://onelesslonelyboy.wordpress.com/

EPIC WI-FI TIME:
Take out the Ipad
Turn on the Ipad
Go to the Ipad settings
I SEE WI-FI!!!!
Go outta the settings
Pray for Wi-Fi
Into the safari
NO FREE WI-FI?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Koko is going to have an Internet-fast in this holiday.
In the room, there were 2 levels. The one downstairs had a bed with room for 1, a toilet which has a toilet bowl that cannot stop flushing, a samsung TV in front of 3 sofas (1 two-seater and 2 one-seater), a tiled floor and a balcony with a table and 2 chairs. The one upstairs has a bed with room for 3, a toilet which has a toilet bowl that cannot flush (We called the room service to fix it already), a TV that does not work, a carpeted floor and a table with 2 chairs. Wooooo...

We had lunch near a kampong area. There were stray dogs sleeping under trees. After eating seafood lunch, I threw a piece of chicken meat to the dogs. Y U NO EAT????









After that, we went swimming at the pool.  This is a video made by mummy:

Mummy helped Koko to take pictures of him Jumping into the pool. Here's one:

I was swimming in the adult pool for a while when:
“OH MY GOD!! MY BABY POOP POOP IN THE WATER!!” said an Indian guy in horror, as he saw floating brownies in the pool and little children filled with paranoia.
“OH MY GOD!! THE BABY POOP POOP IN THE WATER!!” sceamed me and my younger bro.

All of us evacuated the pool immediately after that. We had a really cold shower and went to eat dinner at the restaraunt downstairs. We had a hard time choosing our food because the children's menu food servings are too small and the adult's menu food is mostly spicy and I DON'T LIKE SPICE!!! Finally, I settled with Fish-n'-Chips.
Next, we went to the beach. There were a few hammocks hanging there, so we each took turns to lie on the hammock. this is a video of Koko on the hammock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogpu6tFeib8&feature=player_embedded
GAAAAH CAN'T UPLOAD VIDEO!!!! Then we went near the sea to explore.

Go back, daddy can't open safe, koko try to figure out, mummy call room service, daddy mummy quarrel, don't ask questions about this, I was sleeping at that time. I have my ways of knowing.

Day 2: Jian Pin's birthday